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Geansai Gormgreatest hits (with updated worm discovery information)

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Why? Cause there are only a few days left ’till the album release.

What’s new? Well quite a bit actually. The main development is that a new variant of Geansai worm has been discovered. We are not talking here about the Spam snake. No, he was banned by St. Patrick quite recently and won’t be allowed to compete for a worm fest position on the first of December.

The newly discovered Geansai worm is a variant of the Germanic blue species. A formal name has yet to be agreed by the EU endangered species register. The man who discovered the worm is naming it Gansus Gormus merging the likely latin naming convention with the original Irish blue jumper translation Geansai Gorm. This informal name however he explains may stick but will not be accepted as the formal name as each species is named formally as a sub species and with a name derived from the genus. Most creatures, large, small, tame, wild, endangered and protected are not formally named with anything like the conventional names we use in ordinary speech.

Professor Ymiritindis of the endangered species ‘r us political HQ in Brussels has visited Berlin personally to view the new worm. We were unable to interview him there as his visit was short and for a specific purpose. We do however believe that we caught up with him in Cork. The man with the untended facial hair, cheap imitation wide rim designer plastic framed glasses, brown cords, blue untucked shirt and steel tipped loafer shoes was surely he. This however was denied and despite repeated probing for information regarding his discovery all he would say was “Ger=man? Wha di ya mean Ger-man. I’m from Toher ye tool”. We have no little doubt that this was actually the great man and that his sudden departure the wrong way up a dual carriageway in a blacked out, clapped out Honda Civic was in reality a guise to fit in with the local community.

Have you seen the Professor? Could you worm your way in to his confidence? Let us know if you can.

The content below may or may not be factually correct, is likely total rubbish, should not be taken seriously or acted upon and is not intended to be offensive but if any is taken that is an added bonus.

Geansai Gorm greatest hits (Top ten presented here, complete list on geansai gorm)

1. Where’s me Geansai

2. I’m blue (jumper)

3. You reap what you……. well er, knit

4.  Eye of the needle

5. Got a wool lotta lovin’ to give.

6. River gorm.

7. Might as well jumper.

8. I gansai anything since you poked me in the eyes.

9. I chased Jack Duckworth and I gorm in Rovers.

10. Roses are red and Geansai is blue.

I would be very interested in seeing anyone else’s top ten. They must be Geansai Gorm originals. No covers or wannabes please.

All the rest (70s, 80s and 90s viewable on geansai gorm)
The greatest hits album will be released on December 1st 2008. Join the queues at your local music shop early. Soup and sandwiches available to early queuers (I can’t spell that and either can wordpress) at selected venues. Queue tickets issued to protect early birds. You are required however to keep your place.

This post will be updated twice weekly or thereabouts between now and December 1st

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